I think I might be a pervert, am I?

I was wondering how they found that the Guinness record holder for biggest natural breasts was found, and I wonder how much competition there was. And I wonder how they weigh the boobs and how many boobs they had to weigh. I wonder if there was an international investigation. And I hope it was conducted scientifically. Does this make me a perv?? My friend Rachel thinks it does.